...in a bag!  I know a lot of people who pop their own popcorn in a pot on the stove and they shake it and shake it so as to not let the kernels burn.  And the popcorn is amazing when it comes out.  I love homemade popcorn - I just don't love the clean up.  So here's what I do!  I found this trick right after Scot and I got married and we didn't have any extra money for things like popcorn - and really, who am I kidding, we still don't - anyways, I tried the old popcorn in a pan thing and I just couldn't get it and it was a mess to clean up, so I bought the supplies to make popcorn in a bag and I've never, and probably will never, look back!

You really only need the brown paper sack and popcorn (I like white), but I like Kettle Corn, so I add sugar and salt to the mix.

Put 
1/3 cup corn kernels in the paper bag with about 
1 T oil - shake.  It should end up looking something like this.

Add about 
2 T sugar if you want Kettle Corn, shake again, and then fold and squeeze air out.  Lay in microwave like you would a store bought bag.  Microwave for about 2.5 minutes (until the kernels stop popping rapidly)

Meanwhile, let your son play with the bowl.

When you hear the popping slow to about 1 pop per 3 seconds, stop the microwave and stand in awe of your very own bag of popcorn!

Pour into bowl - sprinkle 
salt (popcorn salt is best) and enjoy!
There are so many variations to this it's not even funny.  I use the oil so the sugar sticks to 
the kernels, but the oil isn't necessary.  Like I said, all you really need is the bag and the corn kernels and then whatever toppings you want.  I just love sweet and salty, so this is my preferred choice.